June 2012
People that aren’t into biting are the worst kind of kisser
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
May 2012
Let's Play today, ask me and I'll be 100% honest with you.
- 1. Have you ever had intercourse?
- 2. Oral sex?
- 3. Licked an ass?
- 4. Had your ass licked?
- 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
- 6. Swallowed cum?
- 7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
- 8. Had anal sex?
- 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
- 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
- 11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
- 12. Did a threesome?
- 13. Did a foursome?
- 14. Been in an orgy?
- 15. Been in a gangbang?
- 16. Had sex in public?
- 17. Snowballed?
- 18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
- 19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
- 20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
- 21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
- 22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
- 23. Reached on orgasm?
- 24. Watched porn?
- 25. Bought a dirty magazine?
- 26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
- 27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
- 28. Had sex without protection?
- 29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
- 30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
- 31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
- 32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
- 33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
- 34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
- 35. Made someone pass out from sex?
- 36. Tasted your own cum?
- 37. Masturbated?
- 38. Let someone watch you?
- 39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
- 40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
- 41. Been eaten or eaten someone?
- 42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
- 43. Had sex in a vehicle?
- 44. Been caught having sex?
- 45. Paid for sex?
- 46. Used toys during sex?
- 47. Used food?
- 48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
- 49. Ever been dominated in bed?
- 50. Ever had a wet dream?
- 51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
- 52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
- 53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
- 54. Make up your own question!
“I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah. Now, if that isn’t a hazard to our country … how are we gonna keep building nuclear weapons, you know what I mean? What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize that we’re all One?”
—Bill Hicks (via angelinthesnow)
“My point is that feminists are not biological determinists. Feminists are the least likely people to say ‘all men are bastards’. Some of them might say ‘many men behave like bastards’. But they don’t imply that such behaviour is acceptable because its genetic or ‘natural’ for men to behave that way, like those arguments defending rapists which imply that men are really all just stupid cavemen who can’t be blamed when they rape because, hey, men just can’t help it when they see someone in a mini skirt. Feminists don’t write books about how men are genetically incapable of picking up an iron. Feminists don’t write books about how men are from another planet, one where men have to be left ‘in their cave’ because they just don’t have proper emotions like women do. That’s because actually, feminists think men should be treated as fully functional human beings with brains and morals who should be held responsible for the choices they make.”
—‘Feminists are Sexist’ - Features - The F-Word (via speak-slow)
