theboredboi replied to your post: contradictory messages… my body and brain seem to…

un block him aand GET ITTT

I unblocked him, but then he was ugly anyway so I blocked him again. I think my inner bitch is coming out…this isn’t going to end well for humanity.

contradictory messages…

my body and brain seem to be in a conflict right now. I’m horny as all heck but a guy just sent me a dick pic on Grindr and I instantly blocked him…That was my brain reacting before my dick could. I didn’t even know my brain could think that fast.

framesjanco:

a haiku

i am so horny
i am so so so horny
i am so horny

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

can be made into:

different variations of fries

regular,

curly,

waffle.

It can be made into chips

or ruffly 

you can make hashbrowns with it

even a salad

add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

you can have it sliced and diced

or baked

you can make tater tots

hell you can even eat the skin

or just have little potato nuggets

thank u potatoes

Potatoes are almost enough of a reason for me to believe in a god.

thegayrising:

God, people need to realize how unrealistic pokemon is. I mean kids going outside and walking everywhere?